Reasons I'm pretty sure my toddler is cooler than me

1. We both have I-pods, but I barely touch mine, and he loves walking about wearing his headphones and listening to his favorite songs.
2. He loves cooler bands than I do.  How many two-year-olds do you know who go around singing along to Vampire Weekend?
3. I looked back in the car the other day and he was sitting like this bobbing his head up and down to the radio.
4. And sometimes he sits like this when he watches TV.
5. He loves to walk up to teenage girls and say, "Hey Baby!" I could barely talk to boys until I was well into high school.
6. He picked out this hat a regularly wears it.  I don't think that I can pull it off.
   
   
7. He drives a Vespa
8. He's becoming more technologically savvy than me, and we have to fight for the computer because he wants to watch videos on YouTube.
9. When he dances he tries to breakdance, and he has perfected knee-slides.
10. He already has strong opinions about his clothes, and he dresses like a rock star.

I think pretty soon he's going to start hanging out in galleries and begging me to give him a later bedtime so he can be a DJ Mix Master at clubs I wouldn't dream of checking out.